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puppygirlsnplaythings:

Asian Imperials are normally converted to Fuckmutts by default, occasionally larger strays will meet the basic requirements for cowsluts *without* heavy modifications.
Here is a final shot of Amy Ding, a “plus-size” model who was taken by an Acquisition Squad posing as fashion photographers just outside Windsor.
Six months later, she’s just another cockslurping, milk-making cowslut in her Owner’s small herd on a Montana ranch.

What the hell? o.o
Cowsluts?
Milk-mating?
ASIAN IMPERIALS?
WHAT?

puppygirlsnplaythings:

Asian Imperials are normally converted to Fuckmutts by default, occasionally larger strays will meet the basic requirements for cowsluts *without* heavy modifications.

Here is a final shot of Amy Ding, a “plus-size” model who was taken by an Acquisition Squad posing as fashion photographers just outside Windsor.

Six months later, she’s just another cockslurping, milk-making cowslut in her Owner’s small herd on a Montana ranch.

What the hell? o.o

Cowsluts?

Milk-mating?

ASIAN IMPERIALS?

WHAT?

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32. “Whoever told you to tweak a girl’s nipples is stupid. Don’t! No girl has ever been proven to like this.”

The editorial team at Cosmo would like to make the following statement: “Nuh-uh.”

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The 36 Most Ridiculous Sex Tips from Men’s Health and Maxim

You’re not supposed to tweak them, dumbass! You’re supposed to BITE them. Hard!

He can’t live without the smell of honey suckle. And chicken.

OKCupid message: i think i just fell in love

This is his profile, in its entirety:

The six things I could never do without:

good company

justins nut butter

chicken

The smell of honey suckle

friends

labrador puppies

I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–100

You should message me if

You know how to type
advicefromtheangels:

I was unaware that I was in possession of any pastry in need of ‘buttering’.
-Castiel 

I don’t even know what this means.
Wait, I’ll ask the Internet!

"Muffin = UK slang for vagina  “Butter = lubricate “In the movie he is really saying ‘Is your vagina lubricated/wet?’”

O.O
Anon, you nasty!

advicefromtheangels:

I was unaware that I was in possession of any pastry in need of ‘buttering’.

-Castiel 

I don’t even know what this means.

Wait, I’ll ask the Internet!

"Muffin = UK slang for vagina
“Butter = lubricate

“In the movie he is really saying ‘Is your vagina lubricated/wet?’”

O.O

Anon, you nasty!