You know how to type
Asian Imperials are normally converted to Fuckmutts by default, occasionally larger strays will meet the basic requirements for cowsluts *without* heavy modifications.
Here is a final shot of Amy Ding, a “plus-size” model who was taken by an Acquisition Squad posing as fashion photographers just outside Windsor.
Six months later, she’s just another cockslurping, milk-making cowslut in her Owner’s small herd on a Montana ranch.
What the hell? o.o
32. “Whoever told you to tweak a girl’s nipples is stupid. Don’t! No girl has ever been proven to like this.”
The editorial team at Cosmo would like to make the following statement: “Nuh-uh.”
OKCupid message: i think i just fell in love
This is his profile, in its entirety:
The six things I could never do without:
justins nut butter
The smell of honey suckle
labrador puppiesI’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 18–100
You should message me if
I was unaware that I was in possession of any pastry in need of ‘buttering’.
I don’t even know what this means.
Wait, I’ll ask the Internet!
"Muffin = UK slang for vagina
“Butter = lubricate
“In the movie he is really saying ‘Is your vagina lubricated/wet?’”
Anon, you nasty!