puppygirlsnplaythings:

Asian Imperials are normally converted to Fuckmutts by default, occasionally larger strays will meet the basic requirements for cowsluts *without* heavy modifications.
Here is a final shot of Amy Ding, a “plus-size” model who was taken by an Acquisition Squad posing as fashion photographers just outside Windsor.
Six months later, she’s just another cockslurping, milk-making cowslut in her Owner’s small herd on a Montana ranch.

What the hell? o.o
Cowsluts?
Milk-mating?
ASIAN IMPERIALS?
WHAT?

puppygirlsnplaythings:

Asian Imperials are normally converted to Fuckmutts by default, occasionally larger strays will meet the basic requirements for cowsluts *without* heavy modifications.

Here is a final shot of Amy Ding, a “plus-size” model who was taken by an Acquisition Squad posing as fashion photographers just outside Windsor.

Six months later, she’s just another cockslurping, milk-making cowslut in her Owner’s small herd on a Montana ranch.

What the hell? o.o

Cowsluts?

Milk-mating?

ASIAN IMPERIALS?

WHAT?

(Source: fatorhot)

32. “Whoever told you to tweak a girl’s nipples is stupid. Don’t! No girl has ever been proven to like this.”

The editorial team at Cosmo would like to make the following statement: “Nuh-uh.”

He can’t live without the smell of honey suckle. And chicken.

OKCupid message: i think i just fell in love

This is his profile, in its entirety:

The six things I could never do without:

good company

justins nut butter

chicken

The smell of honey suckle

friends

labrador puppies

I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–100

You should message me if

You know how to type
advicefromtheangels:

I was unaware that I was in possession of any pastry in need of ‘buttering’.
-Castiel 

I don’t even know what this means.
Wait, I’ll ask the Internet!

"Muffin = UK slang for vagina  “Butter = lubricate “In the movie he is really saying ‘Is your vagina lubricated/wet?’”

O.O
Anon, you nasty!

advicefromtheangels:

I was unaware that I was in possession of any pastry in need of ‘buttering’.

-Castiel 

I don’t even know what this means.

Wait, I’ll ask the Internet!

"Muffin = UK slang for vagina
“Butter = lubricate

“In the movie he is really saying ‘Is your vagina lubricated/wet?’”

O.O

Anon, you nasty!