Once Upon a Time……. Umm the little mermaid or bust? y/y?
It was that reality show about awesome fat ladies in brooklyn
actually my life
This does not bode well. Or maybe it does.
Wait, guys, how did I end up driving this Impala?
There’s a skinny guy in the passenger seat and a guy in a trench coat in the back seat and they’re both staring at me.
Do they know I don’t have a driver’s license?