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therotund:

whoistorule:

piginpetticoats:

Once Upon a Time……. Umm the little mermaid or bust? y/y?

It was that reality show about awesome fat ladies in brooklyn
so yeah
actually my life

Pawn Stars.
This does not bode well. Or maybe it does.

Wait, guys, how did I end up driving this Impala?
There’s a skinny guy in the passenger seat and a guy in a trench coat in the back seat and they’re both staring at me.
Do they know I don’t have a driver’s license?

therotund:

whoistorule:

piginpetticoats:

Once Upon a Time……. Umm the little mermaid or bust? y/y?

It was that reality show about awesome fat ladies in brooklyn

so yeah

actually my life

Pawn Stars.

This does not bode well. Or maybe it does.

Wait, guys, how did I end up driving this Impala?

There’s a skinny guy in the passenger seat and a guy in a trench coat in the back seat and they’re both staring at me.

Do they know I don’t have a driver’s license?