I honestly couldn’t make up my mind this week as to who sent me the most outrageous message. I mean, when I wouldn’t get back to his txt about taking him to a lingerie shop to try on girly undies, the Colt did this:
The Colt: *bites onto the tip of your tail*
The Colt: *sways around and keeps locked onto the little fluff at the end of your tail* grrr!
I can assure you, I admonished him severly! But just when I thought it was all over:
The Colt: I gun’ eat you tail first!
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I’ve had increasingly weird dreams lately. I told the Colt so in a text message this morning.
Me: I had zombie attack dreams. :-0
The Colt: ZOMBIES!
Me: Loads of ‘em. And me without my machine gun.
The Colt: I like zombie dragons.
Me: Learn something new every day.
Though, since this is the boy that has also expressed a liking for dragons in lingerie, I guess I shouldn’t be surprised?
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