Once Upon a Time……. Umm the little mermaid or bust? y/y?
It was that reality show about awesome fat ladies in brooklyn
so yeah
actually my life
Pawn Stars.
This does not bode well. Or maybe it does.
Wait, guys, how did I end up driving this Impala?
There’s a skinny guy in the passenger seat and a guy in a trench coat in the back seat and they’re both staring at me.
Do they know I don’t have a driver’s license?
(Source: deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan)
I was unaware that I was in possession of any pastry in need of ‘buttering’.
-Castiel
I don’t even know what this means.
Wait, I’ll ask the Internet!
“Muffin = UK slang for vagina
“Butter = lubricate
“In the movie he is really saying ‘Is your vagina lubricated/wet?’”
O.O
Anon, you nasty!
askcastielangelofthursday started following you
Wait, I thought Dean wanted you to stay AWAY from the porn! ;)
Dean Winchester: patron saint of feedees.
(Source: renegadeson, via jennylewren)
I swear
this summer I am going to write that super pornographic fanfiction of “Dean Winchester Learns About Feminism and Queernes By Way of Massive Amounts of Sex” that I keep drunkenly telling Ellen about
it’ll probably involve Dean getting finger-banged by Jiz Lee
because shame is for losers