Sploshing image via Time Out New York.
The four of us were sitting in the living room, editing a comedy skit about fat acceptance, when the topic of fetishes came up. And, naturally, everyone began to name the strangest fetishes they had ever heard of for fun. Since we’d already been talking about fat chicks, the first girl told with wonder how she’d heard about a fetish where big women would jump on top of little tiny men. “Not big like we are, I mean these 400 pound women jumping on top of these 150 pound men in a bed!”
,” I said. There was a whole forum dedicated to it on my favorite pervy website, though it wasn’t my thing.
“And there’s this other one with food,” said my theatre friend who had so kindly let me stay at her house.
“Sploshing,” I said. “It’s British
Crap. Thank you for visiting the Museum of Sex.
About this time a little voice in the back of my mind was going Shut up, shut up, shut up
! Any minute now one of them would turn to me and demand to know how I knew all this stuff and my cover as a normal person would be blown.
“And there’s this other fetish”, the first girl went on in hushed tones, “where they tie the woman to a chair or something, she can’t even walk
, and the man will feed her to make her fatter.”
“Feederism,” I said, unable to resist getting in the last word. “Sometimes it goes the other way too,” I added, in interests of gender equality. “Sometimes the girl feeds the man.”
There was an awed silence from the other girls as they contemplated this, the most impressively strange of all fetishes yet named. My theatre friend said, in a tone of confusion, that she didn’t know how the world kept going when it was full of people that were like this. And yet it does.
“Yeah, then you learn it’s always
been like this,” one of the other girls said in a tone of worldly wisdom.