i’m pretty sure this twitter account is how sexting works in night vale
i mean really
what is going on here
Night Vale sexts!
I’m calling it here.
I’m the new posterchild for gross grimey stylish LA queers who still dress like it’s a 1986 Motley Crue show at the Whiskey-a-Go-Go and who will lick bbq sauce off the inside of girl’s thighs in a crowded club.
I mean, does licking bbq off the inside of a girl’s thighs every REALLY go out of style, momdiggity?
Just saw a fanfic prompt that was like “imagine your otp having sex during a thunderstorm and there’s a thunderclap with each thrust” and I just… really feel like… either they are thrusting remarkably slowly, or they should probably have evacuated the area hours ago because wow that sounds like a pretty violent storm o_o
Well, I don’t like to think of myself as actually making a decision, so much as giving information. If people want reassurance that they’re not the only person on Earth with a particular fetish (protip: you never are), I’m glad to provide that.