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foxglovesandaconite:

dearjimmoriarty:

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groundchele:

dear santa for christmas i want lesbian romantic comedies thank you

Me and the bf were just talking about how we want a trans* romcom. 

yes all sorts of queer rom coms

do you know the slapstick hilarity that is getting into a new binder it would be amazing

tripping on your cock when you get out of bed

your cock falling out of your underwear and down your trouser leg

packers are hilarious in general they’re all squishy and unnatural colours and you can make them stick to things