ah yes. my gender is blue with pink leg
so this is killing me cause my mind immediately thought.
and this is why im not allowed to be part of actual serious discussions.
i DONT UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL I KEEP IMAGINING
I feel particularly close to this one:
THIS POST GET’S MORE FUCKIN HILARIOUS EVERY TIME I SEE IT!
I made a thing aswell.
I’m so done right now
loki’s monsters / by audrey koch [slanted-edges]
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Just want to note: even though the most common versions of the tale say that Hel (the Goddess of Decay and Death), Fenrir (the wolf), and Jormungandr (the serpent) were children of the union of Loki and a giantess, I’ve found at least one scholarly essay that asserts that they were in fact mothered by Loki while he was in a female form.
My own interpretation of Loki is that [he’s] impossible to define sex-/gender-wise. Sometimes male, sometimes female, sometimes combinations of the two, and always changing. I mean, okay yes, I’m predisposed to like gender-queer characters, but my interpretation of Loki’s gender also goes along with how I view [him] as a deity: [he’s] fire, ever-destroying and ever-creating, and self-sustaining.
Anonymous asked: I’m genderqueer, and present on the masculine side of androgynous. i would love to rock the suit vest look, but i’m apple-shaped with a small chest, and getting a vest that’s big enough for my tummy means the chest is way huge. are there any retailers that make androgynous vests…
For whatever reason, I haven’t yet found many really great resources for dressing masculine-of-center. Maybe I just haven’t found the right keyword or right tumblr recommendation, but this answer, when I was looking for a “butch vest”, frustrated me.
My main gripe comes down to “that is a really frakking expensive vest”.
Ashley Stewart currently has this three button vest for $35. It probably won’t solve the tailoring problem for the small-chested OP, since AS seems to be cut for the busty, but it’s as close as I can get today to finding an off-the-rack option.
dear santa for christmas i want lesbian romantic comedies thank you
Me and the bf were just talking about how we want a trans* romcom.
yes all sorts of queer rom coms
do you know the slapstick hilarity that is getting into a new binder it would be amazing
tripping on your cock when you get out of bed
your cock falling out of your underwear and down your trouser leg
packers are hilarious in general they’re all squishy and unnatural colours and you can make them stick to things