Stuffies

A blog about food and sex.
Photo via D.C.’s Smuttiest Restaurant Bathrooms:

Plenty of other white-tablecloth joints are offering titillation and  trash to D.C.’s well-heeled diners. But they’re doing it in the  restroom.

I hardly ever post about stuff that goes on in my town that isn’t kink related, but this was just too random to pass up. Oh, DC. Never change.

Photo via D.C.’s Smuttiest Restaurant Bathrooms:

Plenty of other white-tablecloth joints are offering titillation and trash to D.C.’s well-heeled diners. But they’re doing it in the restroom.

I hardly ever post about stuff that goes on in my town that isn’t kink related, but this was just too random to pass up. Oh, DC. Never change.

The other girl sits on her haunches, cock-less and content to bite and smack the chubby boys round buttocks.

From the last story of this little trio. Sometimes I amuse the shit out of myself. (via nudiemuse)

This is the kind of porn I want to read.

tumblinfeminist: Women who 'like' anal sex: Liars, Misguided or Myth?

tumblinfeminist:

I’m going to write about heterosexual cisnorm anal sex and why I don’t like it, why I think it is dangerous and why I struggle to comprehend why any female would do it- or enjoy it.

I am not telling women not to have anal sex, that they should be ashamed of it, that people would only have…

Lady, did you write this just for the notes? ‘Cuz I’ve seen this all before. There’s pretty much a guarantee that you’re going to get some kind of response with the “I dislike this act, so no one else should do it, ever!” tone you’re taking.

The meme that anal sex will rip your bowels right open is as old as homophobia, and about as well-founded. What’s really amazing is that you’re applying it to heterosexual cisnorm anal sex”, as if this were a special kind of anal sex that carried increased risks just because the person penetrating was male and the person being penetrated was female. Why aren’t you cautioning me about the horrible things I’m doing to my fuckbuddy’s anus when I penetrate him, or does the fact that he has a prostate somehow make it less “dangerous”?

Also, wow, a list of diseases that you can get from doing anal without a condom. Do you realize there’s a whole slew of diseases you can get from doing almost ANYTHING without a condom? Even making out carries some risk!

Is being pressured into doing something sexual you don’t want to do bad? Sure! Is anal sex for everyone? Of course not! But you’re sure as fuck not helping to change these problematic norms when you don’t do your homework.

Muffintops Galore

According to bart_calendar,

Reading Fleshbot, AVN and various other adult industry trade publications I’ve noticed that Muffin Tops are the new big trend in porn.


He then goes on to explain what a muffin top is, which I hardly need to do for you people.

The Fleshbot article in question has the kind of descriptions I never expected to see in “real” porn—i.e., the kind of details that would make an FA cream his pants:

In the fashion typical of director Jim Powers, stars Brooke Scott and Marlie True begin the movie by doing a ho-stroll down a crowded street in broad daylight until they are won over by a man offering them jumbo ice cream cones. Claudia Downs and Rucca Paige were also encouraged to buy jeans a couple sizes too small…

Muffin Tops are so in demand in the world of this film that Claudia Downs… is forbidden from going to the gym.


However, as you will see when you read the full article, my hopes to even slightly “legitimize” my fetish of choice are always dashed.

They also have an impressive gallery of nicely muffin’d chicks. Don’t worry, I’ll still be here when you get back.


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This is not supposed to be here

EDIT 10/4/08: Due to my inability to figure out the correct date months ahead when I schedule picture posts, this showed up on a day that wasn’t Friday. And since I haven’t had reliable internet until today, I wasn’t able to fix it.

But heck, it’s a hot photo. So I’m keeping it up.




I found this photo on daphnestone44g.com, but it’s not the shorter haired, tan Daphne that I’m looking at. This chick in pink looks to be having way more fun…and the man she’s sitting on doesn’t look a bit displeased either!