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mandokamuscular:


Homura is crying because ya’ll thirsty.

… dat dress

mandokamuscular:

Homura is crying because ya’ll thirsty.

… dat dress

sliceofbri:

spoken-not-written:

am i the only one who thinks people look hotter when they’re in underwear and not when they’re naked

1) its this whole “leaving it to the imagination” thing that we humans like
2) genitals are fuckin weird lookin bro
3) have you seen a limp dick it’s like a sad sea creature

overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section. 

Oh look.
It’s a flying fuck.
It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.

overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section

Oh look.

It’s a flying fuck.

It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.

abeardedboy:

dickstracted got me these used army shorts, which i filled with cum, love how they can barely hold my junk in the built in briefs

THIS MAN IS WEARING A SHIRT WITH A THREE-HEADED BEAR ON IT AND ALL YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IS CUM?!

abeardedboy:

dickstracted got me these used army shorts, which i filled with cum, love how they can barely hold my junk in the built in briefs

THIS MAN IS WEARING A SHIRT WITH A THREE-HEADED BEAR ON IT AND ALL YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IS CUM?!

subtlecluster:

smutblog:

The more you know !

There’s more to the male anatomy than just “cock n’ balls”

subtlecluster:

smutblog:

The more you know !

There’s more to the male anatomy than just “cock n’ balls”