FACT: Polyamorous people have large orgies every night before dinner, and occasionally on lunch breaks
This is false.
The orgies are only on Thursdays.
Um, wrong again. Orgies are how we start our mornings. On even-numbered days. And Thursdays.
Damn, I’ve been having mine with breakfast every morning. Am I doing it wrong?
(Source: factsaboutqueers, via kylamcfaterson)