mater-tenebrarum:

I think my neighbors across the courtyard inadvertently see me naked all the time. Or like a bunch of times, at least. I mean I try to avoid it but I just can’t be bothered sometimes. I’m really short and closing my blinds is a bit of a ordeal. The blinds in the kitchen can’t be closed at all, and like I WALK AROUND WITH NO CLOTHES ON, I’M SORRY.

But like…increasingly when I happen to glance over, they’re naked too. And I like to think we’ve all come to some silent agreement that everyone should feel comfortable being naked in their own apartment. 

ozyreads:

davestrider:

why are clothes so expensive? i should not have to pay this much to not be naked. people should pay ME to not be naked 

I AM MAKING THIS SACRIFICE FOR YOU PEOPLE

OF PUTTING ON CLOTHES

AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET

(Source: davestrider)

Does anyone want to take over my old porn blog, Mostly Straight?

It was a personal project where I’d reblog hot photos of guys for girls that loved them (I had a co-blogger too, but they’ve gone off the grid).

It still has 299 followers. Anyone interested in taking it up? You’d have free reign and an already pre-established blog of sexy dudes!

dullthedoldrums:

Drinking-coffee-naked-in-the-kitchen Tummy Tuesday/State of the bush GPOY.
Also covers as a thanks to my new followers! :)

dullthedoldrums:

Drinking-coffee-naked-in-the-kitchen Tummy Tuesday/State of the bush GPOY.

Also covers as a thanks to my new followers! :)