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  • moominboy:

    oneforthekeeping:

    moominboy:

    what if you met a boy online and fell in love with him and then you met him in real life and he was really a moth that had spent hours upon hours on a keyboard flying from key to key to convince you to love it what would you do

    This is fucking retarded… your logic and thought process has ceased to exist… this isnt even an entertaining thought… its a fucking moth!!! It cant spell or trick you into believing its a boy!!! Omg lets not even get into the fact that it doesnt have enough weight to push down a key… fuck you for your stupid fucking thought and for wasting my time with your dumb fucking blog

    dude 

    Oneforthekeeping is just sad now that they won’t have a tragic week-long romance.

    (via prince-warp)

    Source: prince-warp
    • 10 months ago
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    • #moth boyfriend
  • Moth Boyfriend, Part 3: THE BEST LOVE STORIES WILL BREAK YOUR HEART

    Ozy: oh god

    moths only live for a week :(

    some of them are born without the ability to eat

    so I guess he typed everything out as a caterpillar and then you meet him and you only have a weeklong relationship

    I FEEL THIS WILL NOT END WELL

    • 10 months ago
    • 7 notes
    • #moth boyfriend
  • DAMN YOU MOOMINBOY NOW I WANT A MOTH BOYFRIEND

    Ozy: how would he chat

    Ozy: slowest chatter ever

    Me: I think once we met in person we’d figure something out that was faster

    Me: maybe an Ouija board

    Ozy: yes

    • 10 months ago
    • 4 notes
    • #moominboy
    • #moth boyfriend
  • freesamuel:

    twinmachines:

    moominboy:

    what if you met a boy online and fell in love with him and then you met him in real life and he was really a moth that had spent hours upon hours on a keyboard flying from key to key to convince you to love it what would you do

    my dream

    Oh my god sweetest moth boy

    I would build him a little house out of match sticks, and love him.

    Also I would be very careful not to let him near any uncovered light bulbs.

    Source: prince-warp
    • 10 months ago
    • 56382 notes
    • #moth boyfriend
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