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moominboy:

oneforthekeeping:

moominboy:

what if you met a boy online and fell in love with him and then you met him in real life and he was really a moth that had spent hours upon hours on a keyboard flying from key to key to convince you to love it what would you do

This is fucking retarded… your logic and thought process has ceased to exist… this isnt even an entertaining thought… its a fucking moth!!! It cant spell or trick you into believing its a boy!!! Omg lets not even get into the fact that it doesnt have enough weight to push down a key… fuck you for your stupid fucking thought and for wasting my time with your dumb fucking blog

dude 

Oneforthekeeping is just sad now that they won’t have a tragic week-long romance.

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Ozy: oh god

moths only live for a week :(

some of them are born without the ability to eat

so I guess he typed everything out as a caterpillar and then you meet him and you only have a weeklong relationship

I FEEL THIS WILL NOT END WELL

DAMN YOU MOOMINBOY NOW I WANT A MOTH BOYFRIEND

Ozy: how would he chat

Ozy: slowest chatter ever

Me: I think once we met in person we’d figure something out that was faster

Me: maybe an Ouija board

Ozy: yes

freesamuel:

twinmachines:

moominboy:

what if you met a boy online and fell in love with him and then you met him in real life and he was really a moth that had spent hours upon hours on a keyboard flying from key to key to convince you to love it what would you do

my dream

Oh my god sweetest moth boy

I would build him a little house out of match sticks, and love him.

Also I would be very careful not to let him near any uncovered light bulbs.