Stuffies

This photo’s just for you, Laken. ;)

Of the many unlikely fantasies boys have told me during the year and change I’ve been online dating, turning me into an ice cream sundae gets mentioned the most often. It’s always fun to see a “male version” of sexual fantasies that are usually directed at women, and, as a switch, it’s even more fun to turn a guy’s desires back on himself.

I don’t think I’d want to eat this ice cream, tho. Perhaps I’d bring in another boy to lick it off him while I watched?