Based entirely on my last batch of questions, I’m going to get matched with a chubby hipster boy that hates cats.
Based on my most recent matches, I’m going to get matched with an attorney who used to be in a punk band and does fire spinning on the weekends.
How am I supposed to respond to: “And yes, ladies, this man can cook.” OH BABY, I AM SO TURNED ON BY YOUR BASIC LIFE SKILLS?
Next match boasts he tried a new recipe TWICE this year. WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE.
User identifies himself as “a Southern gentleman”. I am imagining someone who will open doors for me, try to pay for everything, and is okay with slavery.
I got the message “I’d smell your bicycle seat”.