So yeah, a goodly portion of the people I love most in the world – the people who have stuck by me and believed in me through everything, the ones whose kids will grow up knowing me as Auntie, the ones who took me to Paris, the ones who helped me move, got me jobs, worked on my movies, pulled me out of my shell during sad times, cheered me on during great times, who first encouraged me to write, this amazing urban family – came to me directly or indirectly through ex-boyfriends. I’m getting a little weepy (in a good way) as I write this. Maybe our specific kind of romantic love didn’t last forever, it still changed the whole course of my life profoundly for the better. Love is not wasted in the end.
If you want to care about what I eat I’m going to need you to do the following:
1. Buy all my groceries
2. Pay for me to have myself medically monitored just in case yanno I start having kidney problems, my hair falls out, my other health problems get rose worse (I can’t type while I’m laughing, clearly).
3. Cook for me.
4. Work for me since I just can’t call out any time I feel poopy and if I’m eating whatever way you think I’m supposed to eat chances are I’m not going to feel well and someone will need to work for me.
5.Be my parent or guardian.
6. Be at my beck and call anytime I need to eat.
If you cannot do those things, do not tell me what or how to eat.
So 2011 was kind of…you know. Deaths. Lawsuits. A lot of vomiting. So not too unusual, I guess.
The other girl sits on her haunches, cock-less and content to bite and smack the chubby boys round buttocks.
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From the last story of this little trio. Sometimes I amuse the shit out of myself. (via nudiemuse)
This is the kind of porn I want to read.
Dudes!
What up?
So, I’ve noticed some of my fellow male fat admirers throwing tantrums when women object to be sexualized without consent. These dudes whine about how the women are telling them aren’t allowed to find fat bodies attractive.
Cut that shit out. Like now.
No one is out to confiscate your boners. Sexual attraction to fat bodies is totally awesome. There may be people out there who want to shame you for your sexuality, but its not these women. So, by all means, holster your outrage and listen up.
The issue these women are complaining about isn’t sexual attraction. They are asking to be treated with respect and dignity. Try not to be shocked at this stunning request. You still get that be sexually attracted to fat women. Just, maybe respect them.
And actually, strike that maybe.
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A Message To My Fellow Fat Admirers from Red No. 3
Right when I was struggling to respond to this mess, Brian managed to cut to the heart of the problem.
It’s not about preference vs. fetishes, Kyla. It’s about men being douches in the same way that they can be douches to all body types. It’s about people being asshats about expressing their attraction—and that happens no matter whether the dudes into fat chicks or feet.