I just remembered I told Deep End I was sleeping over at his house tonight so I could help him and Skinny Btch shove their turkey in the oven at 5 am.
The turkey’s 38 lbs. It’s the size of an ostrich. Or a small child.
In Which I Become Intoxicated With World Domination
18 followers? My mind goes into overdrive: goddesses have followers! Where’s the “deploy followers” button? Like zombies? ! More friends! More blog hits! More followers!!! *omnomnomnomnom!* *Destroys half of Tokyo.*
Also:
*Some real Godzilla girl porn that might just burn your eyes out with teh weirdness. Welcome to my world.
