monarch-beta:

all-four-cheekbones:

shinydiscopaul:

citoyenprouvaire:

things literally everyone, regardless of gender, looks good in:

  • suits
  • lacy lingerie
  • eyeliner
  • thigh-highs
  • corsets
  • boots
  • long dramatic coats
  • A full-body pikachu costume

all-four-cheekbones:

shinydiscopaul:

citoyenprouvaire:

things literally everyone, regardless of gender, looks good in:

  • suits
  • lacy lingerie
  • eyeliner
  • thigh-highs
  • corsets
  • boots
  • long dramatic coats
I don’t know who it was that left a bag of size 18 women’s wear in the apartment free box…

but you’re now my favorite person.

I’ve been needing a women’s career jacket—the bag has five.

I’ve been wishing I had another summer dress—I now have one in purple and blue.

I also have a wrap dress now.

And a fucking formal velvet coat.

And DRESS PANTS IN MY SIZE.

So yeah, if you live in my building and a fatass sorta butch person tries to hug you, that’s me.