NOW I AM GOING TO SIT HERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT I’D LOOK LIKE
I WOULD BE A SHAPESHIFTER
I’m… polite and quiet until someone pushes me and then I try to eat them. And sad and tired a lot.
So… I’d look like a big, angry blob with teeth?
When I am happy I would be a pink glittery balloon
and when I am upset I would be a big scary monster with teeth except if you look in the monster’s eyes they’re big and sad and scared
and when I am REALLY upset I would just be a tiny rock sitting on the bed
and the rest of the time I’d be a velociraptor
or a squid