NOW I AM GOING TO SIT HERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT I’D LOOK LIKE
I WOULD BE A SHAPESHIFTER
FACTS
I’m… polite and quiet until someone pushes me and then I try to eat them. And sad and tired a lot.
So… I’d look like a big, angry blob with teeth?
I’d be one ugly motherfucker.
I’d still look like shit…