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I don’t know who it was that left a bag of size 18 women’s wear in the apartment free box…

thedisreputabledog:

molly-ren:

but you’re now my favorite person.

I’ve been needing a women’s career jacket—the bag has five.

I’ve been wishing I had another summer dress—I now have one in purple and blue.

I also have a wrap dress now.

And a fucking formal velvet coat.

And DRESS PANTS IN MY SIZE.

So yeah, if you live in my building and a fatass sorta butch person tries to hug you, that’s me.

A velvet coat?? So badass!!

It’s amazing. All I need is some lace cuffs to be Austin Powers. :P

Reblogged from: thedisreputabledog
Source: molly-ren
06.07.12
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  1. molly-ren reblogged this from thedisreputabledog and added:
    It’s amazing. All I need is some lace cuffs to be Austin Powers. :P
  2. thedisreputabledog reblogged this from molly-ren and added:
    A velvet coat?? So badass!!