Stuffies

loveisfluid:

my date, who has been nicknamed “Grey” a la 50 Shades (he’s also salt and pepper haired), had my hands tied together behind my head and then to a harness around my chest, and my thighs had been tied to the upper bed posts, so I couldn’t move. He kept slapping my legs, harder, then softer, and would trace his fingertips along my legs to put me on edge. After a few minutes, he leaned over and said in a deep, dramatic voice,

“Do you like it when I touch your THERE?”

I had told him about E L James always calling pussies/clits “there” and how obnoxious it was.

Yeah, I basically couldn’t stop laughing after that.