Nudiemuse: Things, the meat editionIf you want to care about what I eat I’m going to need you to do the following:
1. Buy all my groceries
2. Pay for me to have myself medically monitored just in case yanno I start having kidney problems, my hair falls out, my other health problems get rose worse (I can’t type while I’m laughing, clearly).
3. Cook for me.
4. Work for me since I just can’t call out any time I feel poopy and if I’m eating whatever way you think I’m supposed to eat chances are I’m not going to feel well and someone will need to work for me.
5.Be my parent or guardian.
6. Be at my beck and call anytime I need to eat.
If you cannot do those things, do not tell me what or how to eat.
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