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lesbian-satan:

teethleave:

cleverlyplannedmeal:

i really just saw someone refer to princess peach from mario kart as “a femme”

wild

but how do we know that Bowser isn’t a girl and they’re not gay

that’s why Peach is always at Bowser’s castle

Mario is the villain

headcanon accepted 

Anonymous asked:
yooooo but imagine Steve painting chubby model Bucky a second time and Bucky showing up to the shoot like waaaay too full of craft service food and Steve trying to hold it together as Bucky stifles burps and his stomach gurgles whenever he rolls a different way and he lets out little whimpers and oofs every time he moves too much for his stuffed belly to handle. imagine him getting the hiccups while Steve is painting his belly and all that pudge wobbling while Steve bites the shit outta his lip

iwritetheweirdstuff:

(Bucky lets one belch really rip by accident and Steve knocks over the paint he’s using and has to start over)

aNON!! *fans self*

Steve is SO not prepared to deal with this, Bucky is huge and bloated, it’s obvious just from looking at him, much less how the swell of his gut doesn’t fucking budge when steve presses against it with a brush. and Bucky just keeps hiccuping and swallowing down burps, like he thinks Steve can’t tell what he’s doing. like his stomach doesn’t sound like a washing machine, churning and churning as it strains to digest everything he’s stuffed into it.

and Bucky apologizes for it, for being unprofessional, all “i knew i shouldn’t’ve done it, but I just couldn’t help myself, god, I’m sorry” and Steve has no idea how to say don’t apologize this is the best thing that’s ever happened to me in a way that’s not deeply creepy, so he just smiles and mops up the spilled paint and insists that it’s fine

It’s #Tummy Tuesday, when I bring you the best links from last week AND a picture of a cute boy! :D
… one of my housemates just came in, saw the lower half of this pic, and said “Hey, that’s me!” *shuts laptop*
*opens laptop again* ANYWAY, here’s what happened last week!
"FEEDING TUBE" is finally live on Kindle! It’s about a pretty boy being force-fed soda, and you can read an excerpt here!
panic-volkushka​ sent me the original cover art and I am going to frame it and put it above my bed. 
buzzfeed actually tried eating edible panties. 
tubbertons is annoyed with having to make all the porn themselves.
We got to see Jensen Ackle’s belly in a Supernatural promo. (Here’s a still version.)
We wondered how to meet other feedists in the DC Metro area. 
I didn’t do a good job explaining how romantic love is different from friend love to snailchimera and robotbears, but I think this article does a good job explaining the cultural expectations.
I went to the Small Press Expo this weekend and everyone had such beautiful zines that I wanted to try selling my short stories that way, but I don’t know who would buy them. 

It’s #Tummy Tuesday, when I bring you the best links from last week AND a picture of a cute boy! :D

… one of my housemates just came in, saw the lower half of this pic, and said “Hey, that’s me!” *shuts laptop*

*opens laptop again* ANYWAY, here’s what happened last week!

  • I went to the Small Press Expo this weekend and everyone had such beautiful zines that I wanted to try selling my short stories that way, but I don’t know who would buy them.