I’m blaming not having watched Angel in years, but I was just on imdb and — how did I not realize that Eliot is Lindsey? How did I miss this?
Is it terrible that I’m considering a new au headcanon where Eliot’s dark past is that he used to work for Wolfram and Hart?
#or some other evil magical entity #hardison is a rogue tech-magician #parker’s the only human who’s ever stolen from vampires and survived #nate used to work for a similar firm #but left when he realized just how clean his hands weren’t #sophie i suspect is actually supernatural #a witch or part-demon #as presumably is tara cole #everyone always assumes eliot is a vampire #until they see him cook #and no one is sure whether he is a weird foodie vampire #or just the most badass human around #everyone knows hardison is human #because no one supernatural bothers with that many computers #nate’s got a little of something on his father’s side #much as he pretends not to #i don’t know #leverage headcanons are apparently my favorite
i really just saw someone refer to princess peach from mario kart as “a femme”
but how do we know that Bowser isn’t a girl and they’re not gay
that’s why Peach is always at Bowser’s castle
Mario is the villain
(Bucky lets one belch really rip by accident and Steve knocks over the paint he’s using and has to start over)
aNON!! *fans self*
Steve is SO not prepared to deal with this, Bucky is huge and bloated, it’s obvious just from looking at him, much less how the swell of his gut doesn’t fucking budge when steve presses against it with a brush. and Bucky just keeps hiccuping and swallowing down burps, like he thinks Steve can’t tell what he’s doing. like his stomach doesn’t sound like a washing machine, churning and churning as it strains to digest everything he’s stuffed into it.
and Bucky apologizes for it, for being unprofessional, all “i knew i shouldn’t’ve done it, but I just couldn’t help myself, god, I’m sorry” and Steve has no idea how to say don’t apologize this is the best thing that’s ever happened to me in a way that’s not deeply creepy, so he just smiles and mops up the spilled paint and insists that it’s fine