|Me:||is this cleavage too much for thanksgiving?|
|Him:||it IS the celebration of a bountiful harvest, yknow.|
Colorado: Where you can go from “What the heck, why is it consistently 60 degrees in November?” to “100% chance of snow tomorrow.”
By which you mean DC.
BUGS ON MY BED
HELP ME GET THESE BUGS OFF MY BED
This poor guy.
Are we making fun of him because we’re generally making fun of straight male doms? Are because he, in particular, has a body type we don’t associate with dominance? Or just because he does stuff like inexplicably spank his bed? Or is he like a confirmed asshole?
I’m curious. I’m all aboard the make-fun-of-straight-male-doms-on-Tumblr train, because I have yet to see one who isn’t a creepy asshole. I just keep seeing this specific guy getting reamed on my dash.
i’ve been heterosexual all week and i haven’t had even a mad love affair with a dude wtf why would i do this if i’m not gonna get a dude in my lap this is the 24 hour warning