i really just saw someone refer to princess peach from mario kart as “a femme”
but how do we know that Bowser isn’t a girl and they’re not gay
that’s why Peach is always at Bowser’s castle
Mario is the villain
why did this post have to go in this direction
Because girl Bowser is the shit
this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy
What I love the most about this article is that you can’t tell whether they have elaborate collections of butterflies under glass or a bunch of dead grasshoppers in a shoebox somewhere.
yooooo but imagine Steve painting chubby model Bucky a second time and Bucky showing up to the shoot like waaaay too full of craft service food and Steve trying to hold it together as Bucky stifles burps and his stomach gurgles whenever he rolls a different way and he lets out little whimpers and oofs every time he moves too much for his stuffed belly to handle. imagine him getting the hiccups while Steve is painting his belly and all that pudge wobbling while Steve bites the shit outta his lip
(Bucky lets one belch really rip by accident and Steve knocks over the paint he’s using and has to start over)
aNON!! *fans self*
Steve is SO not prepared to deal with this, Bucky is huge and bloated, it’s obvious just from looking at him, much less how the swell of his gut doesn’t fucking budge when steve presses against it with a brush. and Bucky just keeps hiccuping and swallowing down burps, like he thinks Steve can’t tell what he’s doing. like his stomach doesn’t sound like a washing machine, churning and churning as it strains to digest everything he’s stuffed into it.
and Bucky apologizes for it, for being unprofessional, all “i knew i shouldn’t’ve done it, but I just couldn’t help myself, god, I’m sorry” and Steve has no idea how to say don’t apologize this is the best thing that’s ever happened to me in a way that’s not deeply creepy, so he just smiles and mops up the spilled paint and insists that it’s fine