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Anonymous asked:
all you ever make me want to do is draw some of the chub boys you talk about i need to now U///U


Anonymous asked:
talk to me about chubby rich boys. chubby rich boys squeezed into designer clothes and overindulging with booze and decadent food. chubby rich boys eating idly and realizing later they don't fit into their sleek suits anymore. chubby rich boys straining seams and bursting buttons and hiccuping after big dinners. chubby rich boys who've always been plump because it's in their nature to ~overdo~ and chubby rich boys who are just beginning to soften and thicken up.


OH and chubby rich boys lounging around the hamptons beaches in the summers, spilling out of their swim trunks, all love handles and side rolls and thick soft thighs, letting it all hang out. because if they can afford to indulge so heavily, why bother to hide it? chubby rich boys on the beach slurping ice creams and gulping down beers, completely unashamed of their gluttony.

OH STOP IT YOU. You’re igniting my Gossip Girl feels. Specifically my chubby!Chuck feels. Because think of it, he’d totally be the type of guy to lose himself in booze and fancy pastries and all kinds of luxuries. AND BLAIR. Precious baby Blair being an ED survivor and struggling to accept herself and seeing how hot Chuck looks with a bit of meat on his bones, and taking pleasure in squeezing his love handles while they’re screwing, and thinking that if he feels this nice to the touch with an extra bit of pudge then so does she and she can have that extra slice of pie if she wants without feeling guilty. chubby chair feels. what have you done to me. GO TO BED. I AM DRUNK. 

Oh my god. Chubby rich boys are my kryptonite 



why was girl at school walking around with a goddamn starbucks cup wtf

and i’m not saying that bc “ughhhh stupid girls and their starbucks”

but like

there are no starbucks in this country…. the closest one is 220 miles away

so…. did she come back from the one in austria just before class started?

or did she get the cup online or somewhere, made coffee at home and brought it here in that cup?

it wasn’t even one of those fancy cups, it was the cardboard one

i need answers


if i was a ghost id help little kids with math and throw vases at mean people

Lardy Ladies Chat: Waiting for Pizza Edition
Lardy Ladies Chat: Waiting for Pizza Edition

Are you up late too? Want to talk about cute fat boys? :D