April 2011
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Seriously, this is how my mind works:
Bobby: I may get cereal in a min
Me: go for it shouldn’t take too long Bobby: XD well, i may microwave it into a mush its a little chilly now :P Me: oatmeal? Bobby: nope just regular cereal Me: but regular cereal IS cold
Bobby :P doesnt mean you cant warm it up XD jeez :P Me: you should know by now that i’m easily confused :P Bobby: I know you are petal XD you’re quite open...
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“See, Vegas doesn’t have the same decide-yourself bathroom law as New York. And...”
– The Wrong Amount Of Wrong: Barred For Life From The Cosmopolitan For Being Transgender
8867.) Forget butterflies, you give me...
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Quickies in New York: Technically It's A Ball... →
quickienewyork:
“I’ve never been in that bathroom alone.”
“Do you want me to hold your dick?”
“No, I’m just saying, it’s a good bathroom for sex.”
“Do you want to fuck me in the bathroom?”
“I just mean that I have good memories. Fond memories. It’s like just thinking about the Xlerator makes my balls tingle…
“Do you want to sit under the blowdryer and cry or do you want a...
Welcome to Kangaroo Court.: What would your shirt... →
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embracepeace:
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starkido:
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prettyboyschizophrenic:
muffinbuttons:
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puckleberries-:
Terrified.
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“But that’s not what you meant, Harvey, is it? You knew that the likable...”
– An open letter on incivility: The myth of the likable gay
"Massive Internet study finds that we're all... →
mooserrific:
molly-ren:
retromodernette:
molly-ren:
Here’s a snip:
“His new book, “A Billion Wicked Thoughts,” co-authored with Sai Gaddam, is billed as the first massive undertaking in the field since the Kinsey Reports in the mid-20th century. By analyzing a billion web searches from around the world, Ogas and Gaddam have emerged with the most complete survey yet of our collective...
"Massive Internet study finds that we're all... →
retromodernette:
molly-ren:
Here’s a snip:
“His new book, “A Billion Wicked Thoughts,” co-authored with Sai Gaddam, is billed as the first massive undertaking in the field since the Kinsey Reports in the mid-20th century. By analyzing a billion web searches from around the world, Ogas and Gaddam have emerged with the most complete survey yet of our collective sexual id.
‘“Sex therapists...
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"Massive Internet study finds that we're all... →
Here’s a snip:
“His new book, “A Billion Wicked Thoughts,” co-authored with Sai Gaddam, is billed as the first massive undertaking in the field since the Kinsey Reports in the mid-20th century. By analyzing a billion web searches from around the world, Ogas and Gaddam have emerged with the most complete survey yet of our collective sexual id.
‘“Sex therapists haven’t...
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“Mulan asked, “Where do women keep their eggs?”
“Well,”...”
– Julia Sweeney is completely unprepared when her daughter asks how human beings have sex. It gets even more amazing from here.
continuants replied to your post: johnnysaisquoi replied to your post: Ok, enough…
dude molly, if i ever ran into you somewhere i’d be totally starstruck! i love your blog and you seem like one of the raddest people ever!
Awww! *blush*
johnnysaisquoi replied to your post: Ok, enough about how I couldn’t find a dress that fits: What’s your favorite compliment you’ve ever received?
A lot of my IRL friends have Tumblrs, and sometimes they tell me they love my blog. Being complimented on one’s blog in person is one of the weirdest feelings ever. It’s nice but part of your brain is going “NO, DON’T CROSS THE...
Ok, enough about how I couldn't find a dress that...
I still think back fondly on the time that DC Boy said I was “biteable”.
Stuffies: Dressing Room Blues →
jdlowkey:
molly-ren:
Today my parents came to visit and we went clothes shopping (they’re giving me the dual gift of a new spring wardrobe and schlepping around my car-less self). I usually haven’t had problems shopping with my Mom since it’s something that happens only once or twice a year, but this time it was…
“The funny thing is, I think both of these feelings comes from me reading more...
Weight, fashion, politics and everything... →
molly-ren:
Today my parents came to visit and we went clothes shopping (they’re giving me the dual gift of a new spring wardrobe and schlepping around my car-less self). I usually haven’t had problems shopping with my Mom since it’s something that happens only once or twice a year, but this…
You wrote, “I think you’re right, too, that reading more about body politics can lead to...
Dressing Room Blues
Today my parents came to visit and we went clothes shopping (they’re giving me the dual gift of a new spring wardrobe and schlepping around my car-less self). I usually haven’t had problems shopping with my Mom since it’s something that happens only once or twice a year, but this time it was different.
Just so you know, I’m somewhere in a size 16 or 18, which was larger...
“Sometimes I really -really- want to beat the ever loving fuck out of a stranger....”
– via If you ain’t reading Shannon’s blog yet, you should be.
Buttah Love: Guys should never complain about... →
meandrous:
molly-ren:
kinksandthangs:
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“Pussy tastes baaaad derp derp derp derp.”
Are you expecting it to taste like ice cream? I don’t care what Diamond tells you women do not have 32 flavors of bootylicious anything. Contrary to popular belief and what many female rappers tell you women do not taste like…
“Semen comes in 2 flavors. Tolerable and disgusting. It never tastes good. It...
Buttah Love: Guys should never complain about... →
kinksandthangs:
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“Pussy tastes baaaad derp derp derp derp.”
Are you expecting it to taste like ice cream? I don’t care what Diamond tells you women do not have 32 flavors of bootylicious anything. Contrary to popular belief and what many female rappers tell you women do not taste like…
“Semen comes in 2 flavors. Tolerable and disgusting. It never tastes good. It also has the...
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I am declaring Meh on today.
The idea of “declaring Meh” comes from a chat I was having with BFIPKF. There are rules:
1. Once a Meh is declared, you cannot care about anything else done that day.
2. No complaints about that day are to be uttered once a Meh is declared.
3. The Meh lasts until midnight on that day (Meh days must always have a definite ending).
4. You only get a finite number of Mehs a month.
“I have found that the world of fetish is populated by people who are super...”
– The Taxman and the Domina
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Apparently "hard carbs and exercise" make for the...
This also relates to my pet theory that jocks and ex jocks have the best looking bellies.
“I’m a short guy - very short, in fact: 5-5. (I’ve been referred to...”
– The Bias Against Short Men, Ctd has me thinking a lot about attraction to specific body types and all the tensions surrounding that.
Male Submission Art - Reaching around a smaller... →
creatrixtiara:
maymay:
Don’t let them catch you thinking this. The fact that this is illegal makes a travesty of freedom.
sunshinegypsy:
In this picture, he does look younger to me. As an adolescent when I first saw it myself, this fact made me that much more able to personally identify with it, which was a key step to understanding and developing my sexuality in a safe and healthy way.
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alwaysalternative reblogged your link: “If you love your girlfriend then you will respect her decision to not gain anymore weight.” block
TO MY PARTNER READ THIS. NO trying to fatten me up without telling me. Dude I’m like in my 20’s I’m gonna notice.
I always thought feederism wasn’t exactly the brightest idea for a fetish (infinite lust + finite bodies), but you guys...
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"If you love your girlfriend then you will respect... →
Booyah. Consensual fetishism FTW.
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Dreams
In an effort to combat my stress-induced insomnia, I’ve started taking an over-the-counter sleep medication. The result has been some of the strangest dreams I’ve had in years:
✰ The now-infamous Vin Diesel mermaid dream.
✰ A huge feast at a sushi restaurant where I encouraged everyone to get drunk on sake and fed people with chopsticks.
✰ I was a student at a medieval school where...
Jesus Christ, guys, if my thoughts could...
meandrous:
molly-ren:
meandrous:
I know this feeling well. I’d have a houseful of wee pretty guys who crave every pain I could give them and tons of sexy women to fuck and fuck me.
“Wee pretty guys”? I’m imagining you with a house full of sexy elves! ;)
LOLOL. Twinks is the usual term but I like to be creative.
Elves are fucking scary though. A house full of them would be...
Jesus Christ, guys, if my thoughts could...
meandrous:
I know this feeling well. I’d have a houseful of wee pretty guys who crave every pain I could give them and tons of sexy women to fuck and fuck me.
“Wee pretty guys”? I’m imagining you with a house full of sexy elves! ;)
Jesus Christ, guys, if my thoughts could...
unsated replied to your post: I’m coming to NYC! (And other hopeful schemes.)
I’d like to help with a few of these. The coming out thing, the photoshoot,
That would be awesome.
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I'm coming to NYC! (And other hopeful schemes.)
● KinkForAll DC 3 is tentatively scheduled for September 2011. Starting this Tuesday, the femme boy and I will be going on the Munch Warpath, taking a tour of DC’s munches to drum up volunteers and hand out fliers. First stop is Black Rose.
● If I can find a hostel room/couch by then, I’m going to the live taping of the Fatcast on May 1st.
● I’ve decided that I’m ready...
What To Do If You Are Flat Like A Ken Doll: My... →
boygirlboigrrrl:
In my time as a trans person, I’ve done a lot of stupid shit to make my chest flat. I’ve been in some abusive relationships with medical tape, and some unhealthy ones with ace bandages, but I knew they were no good and I kept looking for better.
I really thought I had found the one when I started…
Reblogging for natelyswhore and other genderqueers I know who have...
“(Really, sometimes I just really want to grab someone and shake them by the...”
– Queernetic: On Feeling Pulled Apart at the Seams
How do you know if you're pansexual?
autostraddle:
when you wake up in the morning ask yourself “do i feel pansexual today?” wait for an answer. if nothing comes, ask “do i want a waffle for breakfast today?” wait for an answer. make yourself a waffle. make a waffle for whoever you woke up next to. worry about what to call yourself later. waffles are important.
Ask Rachel a thing
Today on Fantasy Feeder:
Dude: Big girls who are into “nerdy” stuff is a rarity
Me: So what *are* fat girls supposedly into, if not nerdy stuff?
Dude: What do you mean supposedly ? There into shoes and clothes like tiny chicks and food of course. Anything that’s not chick repellent.
(Dude, you ain’t never gonna get your hands on my copy of BSG.)
Reblog if you're bored and want your ask box...
delenadiaries:
Come at me, bro.
rad internet website: torayot: telegantmess:... →
torayot:
telegantmess:
deliciously subversive: …what?
riotsnotdiets:
brontomerus:
turtle-fence:
I just read a page on “how to pass as genderqueer” and…
the first step was
“Get Thinner”.
(removed animated gif)
I mean, really? That is the first fucking step?
i…
*Brings my 36DD genderqueer boobs to the thread.*
Rotundlr: There’s a post going on here about a... →
therotund:
There’s a post going on here about a concept being named “vanilla privilege”. I’m not a fan of the designation vanilla in this sense - it seems a little judgy - and I’m not entirely sure I buy the idea of privilege in this case.
But I do want to acknowledge and validate that, yes, there can be…
This post is now “old” by Internet standards, but I wanted to...
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Everyone who reblogs this, I'll send (1) sweet...
tiaramerchgirl:
Tumblr tends to send me notifications 24 hours late though, so apologies if I miss you!
White House publishes terms of bipartisan budget... →
producermatthew:
From the White House blog:
This deal cuts spending by $78.5 billion from the President’s FY 2011 Budget request — the largest annual spending cut in our history. These are real cuts that will save taxpayers money and have a real impact. Many will be painful, and are to programs that we support, but the fiscal situation is such that we have to act.
The two sides agreed to...
PS
I am still amazed that I only lost one follower after liveblogging about politics last night. Here’s a tumblr full of 3D erotica for you.
Stupid Things That Are Happening To Me Lately
It can often seem like people on the Internet don’t have problems. But guess what, I do! In interests of full blogger disclosure, here’s a list of the most frustrating things that are going on in my life right now:
1. The Government Shutdown: It didn’t actually happen, but from what I saw people in DC were so consumed preparing for it Thursday and Friday that it might as well...
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GOP will approve 5- or 6- day measure to avert... →
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DCist's Guide to What Will and Won't Work During a... →
The Metro will still be open, but the Smithsonian won’t.
Federal employees won’t get paychecks, but they will be eligible for free hamburgers.
We’ll still have police, but there won’t be any parking tickets.
Trash won’t get picked up, but that’s okay because people will have started throwing it on John Bohner’s lawn.
