Me: There’s a half naked man on Star Trek… Me: …with a fencing sword. Me: A half naked ASIAN man with abs! Cee: :D are you trying to climb through the screen? Me: I’m stopped by the fact that I know he’s gay. For me, a fetish is when you not only kink for specific body parts or objects. It’s when you kink for stuff that doesn’t even exist. Which is why I...
Via And Death Smiled… This photo’s just for you, Laken. ;) Of the many unlikely fantasies boys have told me during the year and change I’ve been online dating, turning me into an ice cream sundae gets mentioned the most often. It’s always fun to see a “male version” of sexual fantasies that are usually directed at women, and, as a switch, it’s even more...
Via pornotumble God, I love this photo. It’s so strange I have no idea what is going on (he’s getting a…fruit injection?) but I love the sleepy, lazy, addicted look he’s got. And the cherries are so delightfully messy in the bowl.
I Feel Vagely Offended...
[Via] And Death Smiled…
I‘ve seen a lot of reviews of this work, but I think Coilhouse said it best: Like cherubs stuffed to their breaking point, Cheng Fei’s figures revel in vice. Their corpulent bodies, drenched in lust and gluttony, roil and roll on the canvas. Faceless, save for collagen plumped pornstar lips, their appendages have ballooned and bloated so that they are nigh unrecognizable. Incapable of...
My Birthday and Dances of Vice
Photo of Rococo rockstar Prince Poppycock by P. S. Zollo So my birthday is coming up soon. How soon? Supposedly, the closer you were born to November 1st, the more perverted you are. Now, I’ve always wanted a huge birthday. Elephants, naked slaves, the works. And I think I’ve finally found the right venue: Dances of Vice. This November they’re having A Grand Shipwreck Ball,...
[Via] Chagrin There’s a link to who took this photo, one Mireia, but that’s not enough for once, because she doesn’t have any more information as to why she took it. I’d like to know, though, ‘cuz I’m curious if she had the same motive for taking it as I do for posting it here.
Plus Size Erotica: You're Doing It Wrong
Boobies and cupcakes done much better by corkaborka77. If you like to read or write about sex on the internet, there’s a good chance you’ve heard about Ravenous Romance. I don’t actually know much about their performance as a company, but when I heard they had put out a new novel featuring food and a plus size woman I was all “yay!!!”—until I realized I was...
“A woman’s appetite is twice that of a man’s; her...
Those Sanskrits were on to something, though not everyone agrees.
bad twin, originally uploaded by Photos Parfait. Pretty much this whole area is what I dream about.
Probably from Love magazine, though The Code doesn’t say where he found it.
Hipster Guts & Male Swagger
I haven’t a clue where Nina Gapinski found this photo of Pete Doherty, but from the scarf’s print I am guessing it may have actually been some kind of fashion spread. Just yesterday I was wondering why there wasn’t a male term for plump-but-hot guys. Today, I found it in the most unusual of places: a blog about DC’s Goodwill. The article’s inspiration was from a...
[Via] Male A “softie” is what I call a male who isn’t what people would consider fat, but just a little plump around the tummy. Oddly, though there are BBWs, plumpers, and BHMs, there doesn’t seem to be a popular phrase for boys like this. Perhaps we should call them BWAs (Boys Without Abs)?
Why I Don't Google My Fetish Very Much
You’d think that in my endless quest for porn, acceptance, and a local feedee, I’d be constantly typing “feederism” into Google. You might understand why I don’t when I show you some highlights from my last foray into the search results: The idea of feederism disgusts me. — from Fattie Gossip It’s remarkably similar to chronic domestic violence, where...