foreveralone-lyguy: troix: foreveralone-lyguy: internetexplorers: change the world today by doing a thing How much thing? like 8 thing That’s too much thing
i would never cheat on someone i mean someone being stupid enough to date me is a once in a lifetime thing im not gonna mess it up
nudityandnerdery: Do you ever look at someone’s post and just think “Dear god, you are actually too stupid to argue with”?
freesamuel: molly-ren: freesamuel: Maybe I’ll just give up and go find a place that’ll take me as an apprentice tattoo artists. TBH, I am unsure how this counts as “giving up” I mean giving up on grad school and being “respectable” my dad told me I should be a barista because tattoo parlors mainly cater to low-lifes a) as a low-life, I resent that stereotype b) low-lifes drink coffee...
freesamuel: Maybe I’ll just give up and go find a place that’ll take me as an apprentice tattoo artists. TBH, I am unsure how this counts as “giving up”
How To Back Up Your Adult Tumblr Blog
eroticmadsci: With the Yahoo acquisition of Tumblr, those of us who have worked very hard to provide and curate adult content here now face real risks that their content will be censored or that their blogs will be deleted. Yahoo wants to commercialize this place, and it has known hostility to “porn.” A blog is not just a string of images. It is an image of a mind, an expression of...
Angry Feminist role playing
mscrosswords: littlewendycat: littlewendycat: Throw him up against a wall and scream APOLOGIZE FOR THE PATRIARCHY repeatedly flog and yell DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT INTERSECTIONALITY MEANS choke hold: SAY YOU’RE PRIVILEGED. SAY IT OUT LOUD. LOUDER! yeah tell me if y’all decide to try this here this is my other kink A scene like this is on my “to do” list.
i-o-u-an-assbutt: iamaproudsuperwholockian: counting-to-one-hundred: APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO CBC NEWS TUMBLR IS KNOWN FOR “Foul language and nude photos” REALLY? THATS ALL? WHY NOT THE AMAZING ARTISTS? THE SOCIAL JUSTICE? EVEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS ON THE SO CALLED “HIPSTER BLOGS” WE ARE MORE THAN JUST FOUL LANGUAGE AND NUDE PHOTOS. WE ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT Are we? yes we fucking are...
fffcuk: what doesn’t kill you fucks you up mentally and affects your ability to have stable relationships with other human beings
toxicnotebook: People panicking about Yahoo: The board of directors for Yahoo signed off on making a bid for Tumblr. Nothing else has happened. The bid has not been accepted as I type. Most likely, they will announce they made the offer tomorrow. Jesus, you guys need to read the articles a little more closely. “Since Tumblr’s board has already approved the offer, as I reported...
rogue-brainship: ninjabikeslut: yo so we’re like in 3rd or 4th wave feminism right now or whatever right? when are we gonna get that tidal wave feminism? the one the wrecks everything and ruins gender and sexuality and everything else so hard we don’t recognize anything? TSUNAMI FEMINISM
fatbodypolitics: mythos-snakey: arsenickittenip: Woah hey so everyone’s freaking out about the whole Yahoo deal so I was like “okay I’m gonna go look this thing up then!” and look what I found!! “… let it continue to operate as an independent business.” In other words: Calm down people, Yahoo’s not gonna mess up your precious fandom blogging experience Source: [x] Thank. Damn. I...
safeword: aw i don’t wanna get all doom and gloom on y’all but i really hope yahoo doesn’t actually enforce their no-sexually explicit content policy on tumblr yahoo voted, but did tumblr accept the deal? ugh… i love this blog and it means a lot to me…
freesamuel: mrbutts: I went on a porn site with obvious intentions, but I got sidetracked. I am now watching a video where a man pisses himself, then proceeds to cover his entire body with marshmallow fluff and peanut butter. He concludes by ejaculating onto a cream pie, and hitting himself in the face with it. I think my point here is that there is a fine line between niche pornography and...
zombiegrin: I only want 6 things out of a boyfriend: Be cute. Be hilarious. Don’t lie. Like horror movies. Always be the small spoon when we cuddle. Know how to eat a pussy. Replace 4. with “likes fantasy” and we’re golden
I like my men like I like my yogurt
hobbitdragon: borken: Fruity on the bottom GPOY
eleventhdoctor: i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information
stylinsmut: the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up” she picked up a sperm just one
fuckyeahdiomedes: skilly-n-duff: dwarvesandtheirblogger: yourfriendlyneighborhoodsatan: I really want there to be like a proper bad guy movie. Like where the bad guy wins but not like megamind where he turns all soft but one where the hero dies or something and the bad guy actually takes over the world and enslaves the human race or whatever there plan is and nothing else Try American...
psa to my fellow queer people
origami-sauce: genderbutt: allycookies: as more and more states pass marriage equality bills, prepare for cishet people to start telling you that homophobia/heterosexism is “over” Wouldn’t surprise me at all tbh Good answer to that: “…and heterophobia is just beginning. Be prepared.”
Anonymous asked: heya, could you tag naked pics as nsfw or something for tumblr savior? thanks :)
babyferaligator: i just want someone to do cute stuff for me like take me to the aquarium or buy me icecream or drip hot wax all over my bare chest or read books with me
There is little precedent for fat androgyny. Generally our androgynous icons are...– Fat Queer Tells All: On Fatness and Gender Flatness - By Allie Shyer (via cassket) YES YES YES YES (via tessaracked)
rrrowr: bookworm221b: snowdarkred: snowdarkred: “Maximum occupancy is two persons per bedroom.” well that’s a little judgmental for a rental community, don’t you think? as god intended And if someone needs to crash on the floor, you drag them out to the sidewalk. fucking crying about it, you assholes. NO ORGIES IN THE RENTAL HOUSING