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fancybidet:

jcatgrl:

taejira:

Forget the Myers-Briggs fucking personality assessment. I am dead tired of hearing if someone is an INFP or an ESLQ or whatever. I want to know if someone is melancholic or choleric. Bring back the four humors. I wanna see “Kaley, 16, phlegmatic” when I go to someone’s blog. Who is with me. Lets make this happen

here's a test i found. go wild, y'all. (im choleric.)

Melancholic. Little surprise here.

I’m melancholic too. Here’s the definition they give:

"Your temperament is melancholic. The melancholic temperament is fundamentally introverted and thoughtful. Melancholic people often were perceived as very (or overly) pondering and considerate, getting rather worried when they could not be on time for events. Melancholics can be highly creative in activities such as poetry and art - and can become preoccupied with the tragedy and cruelty in the world. Often they are perfectionists. They are self-reliant and independent; one negative part of being a melancholic is that they can get so involved in what they are doing they forget to think of others.”

bustysaintclair:

Kids please don’t think that it’s unusual or special to be dating someone with whom you can watch netflix and eat pizza and hold hands and also have hot sex with

It concerns me when I see millions of notes on a post that’s like “fuck me hard but also be sweet with me”

Like what kinds of relationships are you in that you think this is a revolutionary thing to ask

Can I (hopefully respectfully) point out that many, many people on this website are literally teenagers and young adults

They probably haven’t had a relationship yet/haven’t had many relationships yet.

They probably have only had terrible sex ed and unrealistic movies to go by.

They are trying to figure out how this shit works.

bluechubbin:

Someone asked for a chubby Bigby Wolf. I love Bigby; I can definitely deliver. 
Actually works pretty well; he has a stockier figure in the comics than he does in the game. 
Bigby Wolf belongs to Vertigo/DC 

Holy shitballs O.O

bluechubbin:

Someone asked for a chubby Bigby Wolf. I love Bigby; I can definitely deliver. 

Actually works pretty well; he has a stockier figure in the comics than he does in the game. 

Bigby Wolf belongs to Vertigo/DC 

Holy shitballs O.O

ozymandias271:

drethelin:

ozymandias271:

velvet goldmine and fight club and rocky horror are three of my favorite movies and that is all you need to know about my trash garbage taste

have you seen hedwig and the angry inch?

yes but I didn’t like it as much as rocky horror or velvet goldmine

it felt more… exotifying? to me

that said I <3 the origin of love and the scene where mason verger gets a handjob is, like, the hottest minute of cinema ever

… wait that was Mason Verger?

I need to watch this movie again. O.O

vileharpy:

yeah i admit i’m not exactly a practicing bisexual anymore…i pretty much only go to services on the high holidays…i slept in on freddie mercury’s birthday…i don’t even think i can name three david bowie albums anymore